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yoman1
02-07-2014, 12:41 AM
Let's tell some funny stories/jokes!
1.
2 kids are fighting.
3rd kid says: "Guys! Violence isn't the answer:nope:! So stop fighting or I'll rip your heads :panic:off:mad:!!"
Kids::panic:

2. How do mathematicians win a war?
Divide and conquer! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

3.An E-flat walks into a bar and orders a vodka. The bartender says: Sorry, we don't serve minors!:sweatdrop::D:D

Post more in the comments!

GBAGamer
02-07-2014, 12:46 AM
What did the fish say when he hit the wall
Dam


Why are circles so useless
Cus there pointless

Teacher: hey Allen how old are you
Allen: 10
Teacher: but it says ur 9 in my books
Allen: I don't wanna be 9
Teacher: why?
Allen: cus 7 8 9 (troll face)
Allen in detention (worth it)

Legoaddict
02-07-2014, 01:12 AM
Teacher: Timmy, would you like to tell the class why you are late to class?
Timmy: Well, someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it at first, but I'm here now.

Boomer
02-07-2014, 03:45 PM
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a shaft?
A: A-flat minor!

Megazork
02-07-2014, 03:46 PM
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a shaft?
A: A-flat minor!

i see what you did there

Boomer
02-07-2014, 03:56 PM
i see what you did there

Never gets old:p