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GBAGamer
03-01-2014, 04:33 AM
Me: hey Lego! What's the difference between a tuna,a piano,and a tub of glue?!
Legoaddict: wat.
Me: you can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna!
Legoaddict: what about the tub of glue?
Me: I knew you'd get stuck on that
oh snap.

Vange: Giveaway with thong and bra!
The bonds: ME ME ME I WANT IT
JackBowe: No me! I deserve the thong and bra!
Pcats: lol noobs you guys can't handle the power of the thong and bra. That's why I should have it.
Me: relax relax you can all have a chance to wear it just be sure to clean em when your done.

Me: hey girl you better slow down.
My crush: why?
Me: cus you got "fine" written all over you

Me: hey gurl could you empty your pockets?
My crush: why?
Me: cus I believe you stolen my heart.

Me: I'm the sun your the earth.
My crush: so?
Me: cus you get hotter whenever you get closer

Updating soon..

Post your cheesy jokes! x3

Dodo Wizard
03-01-2014, 04:46 AM
Hey GBA, did you hear about the guy that broke his left leg? He's all right now.

Hey GBA, I heard you like Pokemon, so I made you a Pikachu skinned rug.

So, the cactus walks up to me and says " " Makes sense. I mean, he is a cactus.

A man walks into a bar..ouch!

When was the War of 1812?

How many members of 1D does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 1, but the bulb won't be in properly.

Me: Hey GBA, what'cha doin?
GBA: Eatin chocolate
Me: Where'd ya get it?
GBA: A doggy dropped it
Me: How?
GBA: Well, it was holding the chocolate under its tail, then dropped it.
Me: lol

NinjaPRO
03-01-2014, 04:48 AM
What did the stick of gum say to the sneeze? It's a chew. /troll

What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom after their first date? He's a really fungi /troll

GBAGamer
03-01-2014, 05:03 AM
I just gave my friend a free battery
Free of charge
/troll

LordofEarth
03-01-2014, 05:46 AM
Me:Hey GBAgamer what are you thinking
GBAgamer:dirt
Me:U nub
Gba:no u
Me:no u
Gba:U got frank I got 200 wls
Me:frank over 9000 wls
Gba:you just blew my mind

Megazork
03-01-2014, 05:51 AM
Why didn't the clown know how to juggle?

Because he didn't have the balls to do it :'D

Uncle Dolan
03-01-2014, 05:53 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Dodo Wizard
03-01-2014, 06:00 AM
Why didn't the clown know how to juggle?

Because he didn't have the balls to do it :'D

http://memeorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lolol-meme-face-gif.gif

GummiBear64
03-01-2014, 06:15 AM
Me: Why did Suzie fall of the swing?
Random nub with dirt seed: Why ?
Me: Because she and no arms.

Me: Knock Knock.
Random nub again: Who's there?
Me: Not Suzie

MrHaribo3000
03-01-2014, 06:39 AM
So there's a woman with a Chicken who provides the family with eggs, the chicken over hears the woman saying
'As soon as she stops laying eggs we're gonna eat her'

*Chicken is in super market*
Back to buy some more eggs Ellie?

*Buys Eggs*

and THAT Is why the chicken crossed the road.

GummiBear64
03-01-2014, 06:42 AM
So there's a woman with a Chicken who provides the family with eggs, the chicken over hears the woman saying
'As soon as she stops laying eggs we're gonna eat her'

*Chicken is in super market*
Back to buy some more eggs Ellie?

*Buys Eggs*

and THAT Is why the chicken crossed the road.

But...My granny lays eggs...does that mean we have to eat her when she stops laying eggs?

:0 lelelele

Jeremy012
03-01-2014, 09:33 AM
Why does a ghost lie badly?!

BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH THEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Why did the pelekin get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very big bill! :D


What did the baby say to the mom corn?

"Wheres pop corn?"


Somebody said you sound like a owl

"who?"

Did you hear the joke about the garbage?

Nvm its to dirty


What did the digital clock say to the grandpa clock?

Look pa no hands

Brys
03-01-2014, 12:27 PM
Me: Why did Suzie fall of the swing?
Random nub with dirt seed: Why ?
Me: Because she and no arms.

Me: Knock Knock.
Random nub again: Who's there?
Me: Not Suzie

I never got the first joke...

GBAGamer
03-01-2014, 03:10 PM
Jokes from mexico and somali are getting boring

Once you heard Jaun you heard jamal

Dodo Wizard
03-02-2014, 04:00 AM
Did you hear the joke about the cheese? It was so cheesy.
Did the hear the joke about joke about the water bottle? Your pants would be wet!
Did you hear the joke about the corn? It was too corny.
Did you hear the joke about Tugg Speedman? The guy that made it died 3 days later.
Did you hear the joke about that joke where you say did you hear about the joke joke? Too cheesy.
Did you hear the joke about the pie? I'd tell you, but Jeremacob ate it.

Metalwire
03-02-2014, 04:02 AM
Juan more pls:hat:

JrFarmer
03-02-2014, 04:12 AM
Me: Have you ever seen the clown that hides from scammers?
Random Person: No.Why
Me: 0.O