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LittleSirP
03-01-2014, 06:04 AM
So, share your funny ones!
It could be offensive or not.
Here's mine:
"Hey, did you fall from heaven?"
"Why?"
"Because your face is all messed up."
-Little

Timewarper
03-01-2014, 06:05 AM
So, share your funny ones!
It could be offensive or not.
Here's mine:
"Hey, did you fall from heaven?"
"Why?"
"Because your face is all messed up."
-Little

"Do you have a map?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm trying to stop myself from looking at you"

JackFrostz
03-01-2014, 06:17 AM
"Do you have a map?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm trying to stop myself from looking at you"

That one is actually good!

Timewarper
03-01-2014, 06:18 AM
That one is actually good!

Actually, it is an insult...but I guess thanks.

GummiBear64
03-01-2014, 06:18 AM
Me: Hey, I just met you an~~
My crush: If you're going to ask me out in the song, the answer is yes. Now, please, stop singing.
Me: I wasn't going to ask you out. I was actually going to ask you to get off my foot.
My crush: Oh...

#BURNED