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King902
06-25-2014, 06:09 AM
Someone has been ding ditching or whatever its called at the middle of the night at my house for 2 days..
Today my mother saw these "people"...3-4 children AND THEIR DAD!
Yesterday we were terrified but now...IT MEANS WAR...
What should i do
A. Call the police
B. BEAT THEM UP
C. Kill them
D. Cut their heads off with my sword..oh wait
E. Let it go

PURPLE585
06-25-2014, 06:10 AM
Simply report them.

King902
06-25-2014, 06:12 AM
Simply report them.

Police?
What if they bound revenge like my nemesis Sephiroth and cause war?
But again reporting wou,d be the right thing to do...
OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT THE POLICE MAN WHO LIVES ON MY STREET HAS BEEN DINGED AND DITCHED.....
He kept his car on all night until 5 Am....He got so mad that he came out with a gun...

King902
06-25-2014, 06:53 AM
Bump(10 Cloudy Clouds)

xTech
06-25-2014, 07:24 AM
Go hide outside at that time with a bucket of water and toss it at those kids.

CrimsonBolt
06-25-2014, 07:27 AM
Just kill them and throw them to the woodchipper, the police won't know. (I hope so)

King902
06-25-2014, 07:33 AM
Go hide outside at that time with a bucket of water and toss it at those kids.

Their dad is with them D:

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Just kill them and throw them to the woodchipper, the police won't know. (I hope so)

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Boomer
06-25-2014, 01:57 PM
Step 1: Get a hatchet
Step 2: Cover hatchet blade with the rubber cover.
Step 3: Get Skull Mask
Step 4: Get camera.
Step 5: Hide outside and wait
Step 6: When they come by, jump out, wave the hatchet around, and make threats and yells.
Step 7: Make sure the whole thing is recorded.
Step 8: Post on YouTube.
Step 9: Drink soda till 3 AM watching people boost up the views on your video to 1,000,000.

xTech
06-25-2014, 05:19 PM
Their dad is with them D:

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Bring some mayonaise with you then, and bring your parents.

King902
06-25-2014, 05:21 PM
Step 1: Get a hatchet
Step 2: Cover hatchet blade with the rubber cover.
Step 3: Get Skull Mask
Step 4: Get camera.
Step 5: Hide outside and wait
Step 6: When they come by, jump out, wave the hatchet around, and make threats and yells.
Step 7: Make sure the whole thing is recorded.
Step 8: Post on YouTube.
Step 9: Drink soda till 3 AM watching people boost up the views on your video to 1,000,000.

But thats to nice ._. I want to get such good revenge that...well yea..

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Bring some mayonaise with you then, and bring your parents.

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つGot some mayo???
Hmmmm mayo hahaha
Shoot it all over them...

GBAGamer
06-25-2014, 05:21 PM
Their dad is with them D:

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I like you ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽

Dump it on the dad then!
HE HAS BEEN DING DONG DITCHING WITH THE KIDS RIGHT?
SO DUMP THAT H2O ON THEM.
YOU HAVE A VALID REASON.

DJSummertimes
06-25-2014, 05:22 PM
Someone has been ding ditching or whatever its called at the middle of the night at my house for 2 days..
Today my mother saw these "people"...3-4 children AND THEIR DAD!
Yesterday we were terrified but now...IT MEANS WAR...
What should i do
A. Call the police
B. BEAT THEM UP
C. Kill them
D. Cut their heads off with my sword..oh wait
E. Let it go

Talk To Them, They Do It Again ( A ). :wave:

xTech
06-25-2014, 05:28 PM
But thats to nice ._. I want to get such good revenge that...well yea..

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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つGot some mayo???
Hmmmm mayo hahaha
Shoot it all over them...
I have an idea. Wait in the bushes and follow them home, oh and take a video. The next day show your parents the video and have your parents go over to their house and give them a piece of your parents mind.

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But thats to nice ._. I want to get such good revenge that...well yea..

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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つGot some mayo???
Hmmmm mayo hahaha
Shoot it all over them...
Or you could eat it when you get hungry. :D

Megazork
06-25-2014, 05:33 PM
Are we talking about..... death?

SageDeoxys
06-25-2014, 05:38 PM
King, just use a Psycho Boost and blast their faces off of existence. That's a good enough revenge. Oh wait... Psycho Boost is my signature move... Only I can use it... Well, use a Hyper Beam instead. It won't do as much damage, but it'll do the job just right.

CoryT
06-25-2014, 08:07 PM
Buy a lot od cuckoos and poke them with a stick all day then at night

WHACH THE MAGIC HAPPEN....hehehe


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This picture is not what I meant though .-.

Boomer
06-25-2014, 08:37 PM
But thats to nice ._. I want to get such good revenge that...well yea..

Oh ok, then just graffiti their house with profanity and saying things like "F*** COPS!"

Works like a charm.