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Tech
06-26-2014, 04:17 PM
So here's how the game goes. See this convo.

Player 1: I'll start, Mommy did you remember there was a murderer killing people in our neighborhood?

Player 2: No, I was sleeping when that happened.

Mommy, do you still like that Justin Bieber song?

And so on and so on.

I'll start,

Mommy, did you eat my cereal?

The 978
06-26-2014, 04:18 PM
So here's how the game goes. See this convo.

Player 1: I'll start, Mommy did you remember there was a murderer killing people in our neighborhood?

Player 2: No, I was sleeping when that happened.

Mommy, do you still like that Justin Bieber song?

And so on and so on.

I'll start,

Mommy, did you eat my cereal?

I am your cereal.

Tech
06-26-2014, 04:20 PM
I am your cereal.

You didn't ask me anything.

Mommy, did you hack my account?

Disaster
06-26-2014, 04:21 PM
You didn't ask me anything.

Mommy, did you hack my account?

I am your account.

GBAGamer
06-26-2014, 04:26 PM
I am your account.

MOMMY WHERE'S MY GOGURT

Boomer
06-26-2014, 04:41 PM
Moomy, are you a cow?

xTech
06-26-2014, 04:44 PM
Moomy, are you a cow?
No I'm a chicken.
Mommy, where did my sister go?

Boomer
06-26-2014, 04:47 PM
No I'm a chicken.
Mommy, where did my sister go?

I trashed her.

Mommy, are you my mommy?

KillaFlameForumAccount
06-26-2014, 04:47 PM
No I'm a chicken.
Mommy, where did my sister go?

She went to Antarctica.

Tech
06-26-2014, 06:44 PM
I trashed her.

Mommy, are you my mommy?

NO, and I will NEVER be your mommy.

Mommy, did you go to school as a kid?

xTech
06-26-2014, 06:47 PM
NO, and I will NEVER be your mommy.

Mommy, did you go to school as a kid?
No, I taught at school when I was a kd.
Mommy, how long do you think this thread will last?

HerobrineFan
06-26-2014, 07:18 PM
No, I taught at school when I was a kd.
Mommy, how long do you think this thread will last?


Until Solorien Comes

Mommy,Where's Our Pet Pikachu?

Megazork
06-26-2014, 07:19 PM
Until Solorien Comes

Mommy,Where's Our Pet Pikachu?

Above the roast fire

Mommy, did you eat the cat?

Tech
06-26-2014, 10:01 PM
Above the roast fire

Mommy, did you eat the cat?

Wait, that was a cat? One second.

Mommy, did you remember when you liked Barbie?

Minecraftpee
06-26-2014, 10:26 PM
Wait, that was a cat? One second.

Mommy, did you remember when you liked Barbie?

No it was named Farbie.
Mommy,Did you remeber that king.com copys games?

Spotlight
06-26-2014, 11:53 PM
No it was named Farbie.
Mommy,Did you remeber that king.com copys games?

Nah.

Mommy, will you help me with my world destruction plans?

Megazork
06-26-2014, 11:55 PM
Nah.

Mommy, will you help me with my world destruction plans?

No I work solo in world destruction

Mommy, are you constipated because you are full of crap

lsaac2
06-26-2014, 11:56 PM
No I work solo in world destruction

Mommy, are you constipated because you are full of crap

Can't answer, To busy eating

Mommy, why is the baby on fire?

Mahmoud
06-27-2014, 12:00 AM
Can't answer, To busy eating

Mommy, why is the baby on fire?

I just wanted to eat him I was too hungry

Mommy,Why does you have mustache

Spotlight
06-27-2014, 12:01 AM
Can't answer, To busy eating

Mommy, why is the baby on fire?

Buy me more jewlery!

Mommy, what was in that brownie?

Megazork
06-27-2014, 12:01 AM
Buy me more jewlery!

Mommy, what was in that brownie?

Something brown

Mommy, who let the dogs out?

Mahmoud
06-27-2014, 12:02 AM
Buy me more jewlery!

Mommy, what was in that brownie?

Durt!

Mommy, Why did you became a boy?

Sir.Z
06-27-2014, 12:09 AM
Because I couldn't find a boyfriend...
Mommy why did you lick my ear?

lsaac2
06-27-2014, 12:11 AM
Because I couldn't find a boyfriend...
Mommy why did you lick my ear?
Because I'm hungry.

Mommy, why did you throw a cat across the yard?

Sir.Z
06-27-2014, 12:14 AM
Because I'm hungry.

Mommy, why did you throw a cat across the yard?
Because I'm making Chinese food.
mommy why did you sumo wrestle and kill daddy?

lsaac2
06-27-2014, 12:18 AM
Because I'm making Chinese food.
mommy why did you sumo wrestle and kill daddy?

That was dad?

Mommy, why is my fish on fire. (Even though it's underwater)

Sir.Z
06-27-2014, 12:23 AM
That was dad?

Mommy, why is my fish on fire. (Even though it's underwater)
Because "This fish is on firaaaa."
Mommy why did you twerk on grandpa

lsaac2
06-27-2014, 12:25 AM
Because "This fish is on firaaaa."
Mommy why did you twerk on grandpa

Because Miley told me to ;)

momy, y do me tlk lik dis?

Mahmoud
06-27-2014, 12:40 AM
Because Miley told me to ;)

momy, y do me tlk lik dis?

No.

Momy, Why is my brother bleeding to death

CookieMonster
06-27-2014, 01:40 AM
No.

Momy, Why is my brother bleeding to death

Because your brother likes to bleed.

Mommy, why did you eat my toenail?

Megazork
06-27-2014, 01:41 AM
Because your brother likes to bleed.

Mommy, why did you eat my toenail?

Because toenails are full of fiber

Mommy, what is that smell?

CookieMonster
06-27-2014, 01:43 AM
Because toenails are full of fiber

Mommy, what is that smell?
You.
Mommy, can I ride you like a horsie and pretend I'm a cowgirl?

Megazork
06-27-2014, 01:44 AM
You.
Mommy, can I ride you like a horsie and pretend I'm a cowgirl?

Your argument is invalid, I am not Equine

Mommy, what is the length of the apothem when the area of a regular hexagon is 36 square inches?

CookieMonster
06-27-2014, 01:51 AM
Your argument is invalid, I am not Equine

Mommy, what is the length of the apothem when the area of a regular hexagon is 36 square inches?
Do I look like Albert Einstein?

Mommy, why does poop smell good?

Tech
06-27-2014, 03:49 AM
Do I look like Albert Einstein?

Mommy, why does poop smell good?

Cause it can.

Mommy, did you just say "Shrek is love, Shrek is life." in your sleep?

Spotlight
06-27-2014, 04:04 AM
Cause it can.

Mommy, did you just say "Shrek is love, Shrek is life." in your sleep?

Don't tell dad please

Mommy, why is daddy never around?

Reballoo
06-27-2014, 04:48 AM
Don't tell dad please

Mommy, why is daddy never around?

Because he is a square.

Mommy, how did I get here?

Dodo Wizard
06-27-2014, 05:07 AM
Because he is a square.

Mommy, how did I get here?

I pooped you out.

Mommy, what does the fox say?

Boomer
06-27-2014, 01:34 PM
I pooped you out.

Mommy, what does the fox say?

He says he likes to eat buttcakes.

Mommy, can you please shut up?

Areodax
06-27-2014, 02:22 PM
He says he likes to eat buttcakes.

Mommy, can you please shut up?

Would you shut up?

Mommy, why are you sad?

The 978
06-27-2014, 02:26 PM
Would you shut up?

Mommy, why are you sad?

Because I saw a AD on my computer that said JB tickets are free. I thought it was James Bond.

Mommy, why are you my cereal?

Areodax
06-27-2014, 02:35 PM
Because I saw a AD on my computer that said JB tickets are free. I thought it was James Bond.

Mommy, why are you my cereal?

Because I want to be inside of you. So that we can die together.

Mommy, did you just slap my teacher?

CookieMonster
06-27-2014, 03:11 PM
Because I want to be inside of you. So that we can die together.

Mommy, did you just slap my teacher?

Mayyybeeeee.............
Mommy, why is your butt so big?

Areodax
06-27-2014, 03:33 PM
Mayyybeeeee.............
Mommy, why is your butt so big?

Its just the yoga pants.

Mommy, did you just threw my SNES?!?:panic:

Dodo Wizard
06-28-2014, 03:58 AM
Its just the yoga pants.

Mommy, did you just threw my SNES?!?:panic:

Yes, I did. Sucks for you nerd.

Mommy, why does daddy look like this. http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/51777965.jpg

Megazork
06-28-2014, 04:00 AM
Yes, I did. Sucks for you nerd.

Mommy, why does daddy look like this. http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/51777965.jpg

Because you are around

Mommy, if Sasha has 3 apples, and Burt has 5 apples, what is the circumference of the sun?

Dodo Wizard
06-28-2014, 04:05 AM
Because you are around

Mommy, if Sasha has 3 apples, and Burt has 5 apples, what is the circumference of the sun?

7.

Mommy, why am I bleeding after hanging out with my boyfriend. (Pretend I'm a girl for this one post.)

Tech
06-28-2014, 08:43 PM
7.

Mommy, why am I bleeding after hanging out with my boyfriend. (Pretend I'm a girl for this one post.)

The horror.

Mommy did you remember when Dad was stuck upside down when he went on the Six Flags ride?

Dodo Wizard
06-30-2014, 01:14 AM
The horror.

Mommy did you remember when Dad was stuck upside down when he went on the Six Flags ride?

I Tweeted it to my whole YouTube fan base.

Mommy, stop trying to talk "The kid's lingo". This isn't the 90's anymore. Nobody talks like that. Why?

Tech
06-30-2014, 04:09 AM
I Tweeted it to my whole YouTube fan base.

Mommy, stop trying to talk "The kid's lingo". This isn't the 90's anymore. Nobody talks like that. Why?

I was born in the 80s...

Mom, why do you look like grandma?

Areodax
06-30-2014, 07:02 AM
I was born in the 80s...

Mom, why do you look like grandma?

I guess the makeup is wearing off.

Mommy, why is there a hobo in the house?

Kitty168
06-30-2014, 08:14 AM
I guess the makeup is wearing off.

Mommy, why is there a hobo in the house?

That's just Bob. He's my... Boyfriend. Don't tell dad.

Mommy, where is daddy anyway?

Areodax
06-30-2014, 08:16 AM
That's just Bob. He's my... Boyfriend. Don't tell dad.

Mommy, where is daddy anyway?

You're adopted.

Mommy, why are you so cruel?

Kitty168
06-30-2014, 08:20 AM
You're adopted.

Mommy, why are you so cruel?

You're annoying. :crazy:

Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?

Areodax
06-30-2014, 10:34 AM
You're annoying. :crazy:

Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?

Do you wanna freeze to death?

Mommy, why did you break the tv?

CoryT
06-30-2014, 11:32 AM
Do you wanna freeze to death?

Mommy, why did you break the tv?

Becuase coryt ragequited in zelda 2

Mommy is zelda ever going to marry link?

Mahmoud
06-30-2014, 02:53 PM
Becuase coryt ragequited in zelda 2

Mommy is zelda ever going to marry link?

I don't know because I broke the TV

Mommy,why do you hate growtopia

The 978
06-30-2014, 02:57 PM
I don't know because I broke the TV

Mommy,why do you hate growtopia

Because its a lie.

Mommy, mommy?

Mahmoud
06-30-2014, 02:58 PM
Because its a lie.

Mommy, mommy?

What!

Mommy,why did you scammed me?

The 978
06-30-2014, 03:00 PM
What!

Mommy,why did you scammed me?

No, I did scam you

Mommy, why I think I like to watch perv stuff on utube :panic:

Mahmoud
06-30-2014, 03:02 PM
No, I did scam you

Mommy, why I think I like to watch perv stuff on utube :panic:

I don't Know ask your dad

Mommy,when will this thread will end?

TheRealThatGuy
06-30-2014, 03:45 PM
I don't Know ask your dad

Mommy,when will this thread will end?

No One Really Knows...

Mommy, Why Arent You The Kid Asking The Retarded Questions And Im The Mommy?

Tech
06-30-2014, 03:49 PM
No One Really Knows...

Mommy, Why Arent You The Kid Asking The Retarded Questions And Im The Mommy?

Because, you are the kid asking retarded questions, you just said a question right now...

Mommy, did you get the Platypus from the zoo or did you just buy it?

Mahmoud
06-30-2014, 03:52 PM
Ya I bought it for durt

Mommy did you stole daddy ?

TheRealThatGuy
06-30-2014, 06:19 PM
No, I Swallowed Him...

Mommy, Y U NO LIKE MEH!!??!!?!??

Mahmoud
06-30-2014, 06:24 PM
No, I Swallowed Him...

Mommy, Y U NO LIKE MEH!!??!!?!??

Yes

Mommy,are You mad at me?