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PotatoMarco
07-04-2014, 11:26 AM
Title says it all. I need to pee. And we just had our stopover 10 minutes ago. Still 2 hours from home.
Advice please.

LittleSirP
07-04-2014, 11:48 AM
1. I don't ride a bus going to school,

2. Just think of other things.

Maryjane
07-04-2014, 05:15 PM
Fall asleep unless you are the kind that pees in your undies while sleeping e.e
I don't. I just fall asleep. Wake up when the bus stops and then pee at home.

Megazork
07-04-2014, 05:16 PM
Title says it all. I need to pee. And we just had our stopover 10 minutes ago. Still 2 hours from home.
Advice please.

Find a bottle.

The 978
07-04-2014, 05:18 PM
1: Get Naked
2: Drink it
3: Pee in it

Cyanogen
07-04-2014, 05:18 PM
Pee all over the seat or pee in the person's bag next to you. Sometimes you can pee out of the window. Other times you can just pee down your leg and act like it was the dude behind you..

Cyanogen
07-04-2014, 05:31 PM
lol lean down, open your mouth and swallow..

EasykGT
07-04-2014, 05:37 PM
and instead of peeing what if you have to go poop :p lol

Chaos
07-04-2014, 05:57 PM
Just let it go, let it go! /troll:nuke:

The 978
07-04-2014, 06:00 PM
lol lean down, open your mouth and swallow..
...

Don't listen to Cyanogen.

No.

Cyanogen
07-04-2014, 06:12 PM
...

Don't listen to Cyanogen.

No.

Nuuuu
Listen to me, it works. Trust me! :4

syrup
07-04-2014, 06:16 PM
Try thinking of waterfalls, fountains, gushing rivers, and my favorite, DRINK MORE WATER.

Or get Naked and drink that.

darksnake99
07-04-2014, 07:52 PM
Cyanogen, this ain't a NYC subway.

Brys
07-04-2014, 07:59 PM
Just pee on the bus driver and say you have a rare condition where you can't hold any pee at all.

Ralf Jakobi
07-04-2014, 09:36 PM
Yes cyan, ill do it. XD :yeah:

Zippie701
07-04-2014, 09:42 PM
I'll just wait. Mwhahaha...

lolgal96
07-05-2014, 04:26 AM
Pee in your pants. Nahh JK.

Tech
07-05-2014, 04:28 AM
Pee at the bus driver.

Megazork
07-05-2014, 04:33 AM
First off, you may want to utilize your bladder for this situation.

Walk to the area where the driver of the bus situates himself.

Unzip your pants and start urinating on the driver while monotonously

saying ,"I am Pee Wee man, I shall defecate on evil doers in the name of justice"

Laugh a couple times, zip your pants, go to your seat and act like nothing happened.

The 978
07-05-2014, 04:36 AM
Lol he said for 2 hours
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