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Megazork
07-17-2014, 05:08 AM
Ok read this all OUT LOUD. Soon you will be experts. It's totally not a joke.

http://www.aliraqi.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4990&stc=1&d=1192613430

SageDeoxys
07-17-2014, 05:11 AM
Ok read this all OUT LOUD. Soon you will be experts. It's totally not a joke.

http://www.aliraqi.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4990&stc=1&d=1192613430

Reading just the first one is enough for me to know this ie a troll... You little...

Megazork
07-17-2014, 05:12 AM
Reading just the first one is enough for me to know this ie a troll... You little...

It's a joke with the pronunciations. It's a better when you are able to make the Asian accent, which I have since... I am Asian

SageDeoxys
07-17-2014, 05:14 AM
It's a joke with the pronunciations. It's a better when you are able to make the Asian accent, which I have since... I am Asian

4, 11 and 16... Just no...

Megazork
07-17-2014, 05:15 AM
4, 11 and 16... Just no...

Sum Ting Wong?

SageDeoxys
07-17-2014, 05:16 AM
Sum Ting Wong?

Yus. I only need 1 moar post to get past MK24773. I MUST DO DIS TO GET #48!

Mrs.TommoSwag
07-17-2014, 05:17 AM
Ok read this all OUT LOUD. Soon you will be experts. It's totally not a joke.

http://www.aliraqi.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4990&stc=1&d=1192613430

May I say something?THIS IS FREAKING GENIUS!(Yes,I read it,and said out loud,I read them first then,I realized what it was saying XD.Still said it out loud with an Asian accent)

SageDeoxys
07-17-2014, 05:18 AM
May I say something?THIS IS FREAKING GENIUS!(Yes,I read it,and said out loud,I read them first then,I realized what it was saying XD.Still said it out loud with an Asian accent)

Who gave you permission to speak? All you can say is "Mara Mara!". You're a Maractus. Remember?

Mrs.TommoSwag
07-17-2014, 05:21 AM
Who gave you permission to speak? All you can say is "Mara Mara!". You're a Maractus. Remember?

I just saw the thread.*le reaction*Yey :D Anyways,I think a ghost gave me permission to speak..

SageDeoxys
07-17-2014, 05:23 AM
I just saw the thread.*le reaction*Yey :D Anyways,I think a ghost gave me permission to speak..

Cant be Darkrai. He's hanging out in my kitchen eating some sandwiches.

Sheth
07-17-2014, 05:48 AM
My god, I'm rofling so hard 😂
Thanks, this made my day :P

Megazork
07-17-2014, 05:49 AM
My god, I'm rofling so hard
Thanks, this made my day :P

Fa kin Su pah( Excuse my language, no pun intended )

FreeSamples
07-17-2014, 05:51 AM
u no duh asun accent like u no? u no dis accent rite? if u no use duh accent u must luk at duh dis yt channnnul ok

warning: may have a little curse words!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y-TPZ15OHOM

Brys
07-17-2014, 05:53 AM
This has always happened to me whenever someone pisses me off irl I get some Asian accent like my Grandma (yea I'm part Asian).

Megazork
07-17-2014, 05:55 AM
This has always happened to me whenever someone pisses me off irl I get some Asian accent like my Grandma (yea I'm part Asian).

I am full Asian for the win!
http://media.tumblr.com/b390acb3983a26045145e099a7224cf4/tumblr_inline_micbonUKFV1qz4rgp.gif

Brys
07-17-2014, 05:56 AM
I am full Asian for the win!
http://media.tumblr.com/b390acb3983a26045145e099a7224cf4/tumblr_inline_micbonUKFV1qz4rgp.gif

But get on my level on my mix!
25% Korean 25% African American (black) 50% white 100% Neymar according to iToaster.

Megazork
07-17-2014, 05:57 AM
But get on my level on my mix!
25% Korean 25% African American (black) 50% white 100% Neymar according to iToaster.

Who said I wasn't mixed?

Half Chinese, Half Vietnamese

Brys
07-17-2014, 06:00 AM
Who said I wasn't mixed?

Half Chinese, Half Vietnamese

They are pretty close together, right?

Megazork
07-17-2014, 06:02 AM
They are pretty close together, right?

Somewhat in a sense, Chinese and Vietnamese.... quite a history :whistling:

FreeSamples
07-17-2014, 06:04 AM
Somewhat in a sense, Chinese and Vietnamese.... quite a history :whistling:

I'm full viet but I'm better w/ english as I was born in 'MERICA. ;p
That history doh.. y u do dis china

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I am full Asian for the win!
http://media.tumblr.com/b390acb3983a26045145e099a7224cf4/tumblr_inline_micbonUKFV1qz4rgp.gif

Full asian FTW

Aratus
07-17-2014, 06:05 AM
#SayNoToRacism Guys, this is kinda racist, Asian could done better in English.

Potato
07-17-2014, 06:06 AM
Ok read this all OUT LOUD. Soon you will be experts. It's totally not a joke.

http://www.aliraqi.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4990&stc=1&d=1192613430

I did it in my awesome stereotypical Chinese accent, it was fun :p

FreeSamples
07-17-2014, 06:07 AM
#SayNoToRacism Guys, this is kinda racist, Asian could done better in English.

Only the asians are making fun of asians here.

anyways.. "asian could done better in english"..? nice english skills man

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I did it in my awesome stereotypical Chinese accent, it was fun :p

Ahahah ikr

Megazork
07-17-2014, 06:07 AM
#SayNoToRacism Guys, this is kinda racist, Asian could done better in English.

I knew people were gonna say this but I'm Asian myself and I can find the humor in this. Cut us some slack and just let us have chuckles. I know this is slightly racist but even though English is a universal language, it is pretty hard to pick up for some. But I have pretty good English irl so I don't really fit in with the stereotype. I'm gonna go on a bend here, aren't you kinda being a little ignorant yourself about our race? Our language is not Asian. There are many categories of Asian languages

_Tenflames_
07-17-2014, 06:07 AM
15. You Stinky Poo :crazy:

Megazork
07-17-2014, 06:12 AM
Ok read this all OUT LOUD. Soon you will be experts. It's totally not a joke.

http://www.aliraqi.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4990&stc=1&d=1192613430

Warning some profanity

I'm going to be translating 1 by 1 if you still don't get it.

1. Something wrong?

2. Who you hiding?

3. Come here

4. Dumb F**k

5. Tiny Pony

6. Why you so tan?

7. I bang my f**king knee

8. Chin too fat

9. Why so dim

10. Why you munching

11. No parking

12. Why you come now?

13. Laying low

14. Washing Car

15. You stinky poo

16. F**king super!

FreeSamples
07-17-2014, 06:15 AM
I knew people were gonna say this but I'm Asian myself and I can find the humor in this. Cut us some slack and just let us have chuckles. I know this is slightly racist but even though English is a universal language, it is pretty hard to pick up for some. But I have pretty good English irl so I don't really fit in with the stereotype. I'm gonna go on a bend here, aren't you kinda being a little ignorant yourself about our race? Our language is not Asian. There are many categories of Asian languages

Once you make a joke about a race, you're bound to get party poopers.

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Warning some profanity

I'm going to be translating 1 by 1 if you still don't get it.

1. Something wrong?

2. Who you hiding?

3. Come here

4. Dumb F**k

5. Tiny Pony

6. Why you so tan?

7. I bang my f**king knee

8. Chin too fat

9. Why so dim

10. Why you munching

11. No parking

12. Why you come now?

13. Laying low

14. Washing Car

15. You stinky poo

16. F**king super!

You should become a translator!

Megazork
07-17-2014, 06:15 AM
Once you make a joke about a race, you're bound to get party poopers.

That's why I specified that I was Asian first just to let others know, if you are Asian and you are offended, remember I would be offended first since I am very proud of my race.... erm races

FreeSamples
07-17-2014, 06:17 AM
That's why I specified that I was Asian first just to let others know, if you are Asian and you are offended, remember I would be offended first since I am very proud of my race.... erm races

It's very rarely that I get offended. Racist jokes or even insults don't touch me.

Megazork
07-17-2014, 06:18 AM
It's very rarely that I get offended. Racist jokes or even insults don't touch me.

Exactly, we are so ninja we can dodge insults.

FreeSamples
07-17-2014, 06:20 AM
Exactly, we are so ninja we can dodge insults.

Or just people who don't give a :poop: about what some people think

Megazork
07-17-2014, 06:29 AM
Or just people who don't give a :poop: about what some people think

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5246487040/h595EA50B/

FreeSamples
07-17-2014, 06:34 AM
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5246487040/h595EA50B/

o plz hav mrcy

Megazork
07-17-2014, 06:39 AM
o plz hav mrcy

None shall be the spared of the terror.

FreeSamples
07-17-2014, 06:40 AM
I swear the first time I read her shirt it said "SATAN".

Megazork
07-17-2014, 06:43 AM
I swear the first time I read her shirt it said "SATAN".

41494 10 Megazorks

FreeSamples
07-17-2014, 06:46 AM
41494 10 Megazorks

A - Decent
B - Sleep Outside
C - You never come back
D - Ignored and forgotten
F - Parents hire the mafia to do their thing..

LittleSirP
07-17-2014, 01:51 PM
You're going to die...... Yu geh ta belt

I want an order of chiken soup........ Ahhh, I wan ah odah chikunnnn noodah sooou.

Boomer
07-17-2014, 01:56 PM
Who else remembers that Asian plane crash earlier this year and everyone was making fun of the pilots' names?

Captain Sum Ting Wong

Wi Tu Lo

Ho Lee F*k

Bang Ding Ow

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I swear the first time I read her shirt it said "SATAN".

LMAOOOOOOOO ME TOO!

The 978
07-17-2014, 02:03 PM
吡𠳏啾朮玼吓秕妣丸𠔉翘翘?

HerobrineFan
07-17-2014, 05:18 PM
FU KIN SO PAH!

ITS OVER 9000

MySuperCookie
07-17-2014, 06:11 PM
Fa kin Sup ah :crazy:

Edwardson97
07-17-2014, 06:16 PM
Ok read this all OUT LOUD. Soon you will be experts. It's totally not a joke.

http://www.aliraqi.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4990&stc=1&d=1192613430

Omg this is brilliant!

MrSword48
07-17-2014, 06:39 PM
Why do I feel Sum Ting Wong? At least it's Fa Kin Su Pah.

Megazork
07-17-2014, 07:45 PM
Why do I feel Sum Ting Wong? At least it's Fa Kin Su Pah.

Even though this guide is Fa kin Su pah, I need to start Lei Ying lo