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    Default The bad poetry thread

    This thread is for all you failed poets Put down the stupidest poetry you can think of after reading this sentence
    Roses are red
    Violets are violet NOT FRIGGIN BLUE
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    ..........''...\.......... _.·´
    ............\..............(
    BROFIST ...........

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    I am weird
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    Roses are Red
    Diamonds are blue
    I would gladly throw
    you to the sea.

    I'm so nice.
    A paper town for a paper girl.

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    Roses are red
    Violets ain't blue
    I'll 360 no scope you in the head
    So screw you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amethy View Post
    Roses are Red
    Diamonds are blue
    I would gladly throw
    you to the sea.

    I'm so nice.
    That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said too me
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    ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
    ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
    ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
    .........\.................'...../
    ..........''...\.......... _.·´
    ............\..............(
    BROFIST ...........

    yes im a bro
    I am VampireBoy
    I am weird
    My natural habitat is the corner
    VampireBoy x Lostkitten -OTP
    I have a fear of having an arranged marriage (judges be judgin)

    #SaveTheTanked!

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    Tea for two

    It wasn't until i poured the secound cup
    When i noticed
    I was all alone

    I cri everitim
    Yes... I am a Prussian now. Forget planes, I use muskets and shoot frenchmen with muskets. Rip old Lennart. #LordLenin #Lenin4pres

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I am awesome.
    [A lovely poem brought to you by: Apollo]
    We all get through somehow.
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    Roses are red
    Violets ain't blue
    I am handsome
    You could be too

    NOT

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    Whats 9+10 throw you in the cotton gin
    Mommy drinking gin, what's gin
    It's a drink
    No it's a food
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs.TommoSwag View Post
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I am awesome.
    [A lovely poem brought to you by: Apollo]
    That pretty much sums up Apollo in a nutshell
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    ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
    .........\.................'...../
    ..........''...\.......... _.·´
    ............\..............(
    BROFIST ...........

    yes im a bro
    I am VampireBoy
    I am weird
    My natural habitat is the corner
    VampireBoy x Lostkitten -OTP
    I have a fear of having an arranged marriage (judges be judgin)

    #SaveTheTanked!

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    Roses are red
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vampireboy000 View Post
    That pretty much sums up Apollo in a nutshell
    nono

    here is a poetry about apollo

    spaceships go up
    apollo just go bang
    they reached the moon
    where they got eaten by a dune

    yay
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    I ain't got no type
    Bad b****** is the only thing I like
    You ain't got no life

    (By that Rae dude.. Eh)
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    Roses r red
    Violets r violets

    @LOLPEWDSI a mod

    It's better than u

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    Peaches are Red
    Daffodils are Green
    I'm probably high
    and so are you

    You still can't handle this weed.
    I'm back ready to annihilate the forum posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maryjane View Post
    Peaches are Red
    Daffodils are Green
    I'm probably high
    and so are you
    LOL

    I ain't high. I drunk, ajtcmbhuicfcrfrx

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    for everybody on this thread,

    *slowly claps while standing up*
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    ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
    .........\.................'...../
    ..........''...\.......... _.·´
    ............\..............(
    BROFIST ...........

    yes im a bro
    I am VampireBoy
    I am weird
    My natural habitat is the corner
    VampireBoy x Lostkitten -OTP
    I have a fear of having an arranged marriage (judges be judgin)

    #SaveTheTanked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vampireboy000 View Post
    This thread is for all you failed poets Put down the stupidest poetry you can think of after reading this sentence
    Roses are red
    Violets are violet NOT FRIGGIN BLUE
    Roses are red
    Blood is too
    You better watch out
    before i noscope 1080 trickscope quickscope dewtios_xxxxxxxxxxxxxx_scrubreker_xxxxx you

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlaZinG View Post
    LOL

    I ain't high. I drunk, ajtcmbhuicfcrfrx
    You mean
    I swear to weed, I didn't get god

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Lennart_ View Post
    nono

    here is a poetry about apollo

    spaceships go up
    apollo just go bang
    they reached the moon
    where they got eaten by a dune

    yay
    NOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS LIKE THIS

    shuttle go fast
    shuttle go high
    shuttle hit moon
    and die
    lol

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    Happy birthday to you
    U born in the sky
    U tot u could fly
    But u drop down and die
    It's a oldie
    Anymore the Olde moon, I am not~Moonda

    Gimme a damn:

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    Woodfall is Reddish
    Snow head is Blue
    Oh Look it's the 3rd Day
    Your Dead,aren't you?

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    No-scopes are red,

    Quickscopes are blue,

    Let's get together,

    And kill Mountain Dew.
    Get quickscoped m8.


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