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    Default How to be an excellant mod [GUIDE]

    Since I've never had any real experience with the burdens of mod ship responsibilities, that means I should totally advocate how to be one.

    1. Rarely reply to threads. Threads come from spiders and moderators are some of the biggest prey to spiders. Avoid them at all costs unless there is a large battle with fire or canned meat.

    2. Rarely make fanfictions, art, worlds, or catchphrases. Moderator's aren't allowed to be creative, they're robots.

    3. Agree with people that say "Moderators are normal player too". It helps when you are an undercover robot which most moderators are.

    4. Don't say LOL, lol, Lol, lOl, lOL, LOl, LOl or anything that depicts laughter. The happy chemicals in your body are removed before placing your mind into a robot. Saying anything among that genre will activate a self-destruction sequence.

    5. Always have invisible skin, it reminds you that you don't have organs.

    6. Remember, mods don't have eyebrows.

    7. Remember when banning people, hold the wand firmly near the bottom of the handle with both hands. Thrust the wand in the direction of where you want to band while whispering the incantation "Uoy nab lliw I".

    8. When duct-taping, apply the adhesive where it covers the upper lip and bottom lip fully. If you run out of tape, go to the nearest GrowDepot.

    9. Humor doesn't exist in your word files, remember that.

    10. Remember to remember this message telling you to remember about remembering.

    11. Friendship doesn't exist when you can inflict third degree burns, remember that.

    12. Always carry eggs, it makes for a substitute ninja smoke when you want to disappear.

    13. Always remain fully clothed, naked moderators would be awkward.

    14. Perspiration is not allowed.

    15. Remember to wear to gloves and a mask before handling a freeze wand.

    16. Don't swim in water, water short-circuits you.

    17. Always save the rolls from the tape roll, they are fun to play with.

    18. When disposing of garbage, do not trash the item, instead place it down and pulverize it with your fist.

    19. Don't eat sponges.

    20. Never do /wave nor /dance, your arms and legs don't bend that way.

    21. Never wear stinky socks, it's very distracting.

    22. When you lose in PVP, ban the winner. It's vital to retain your image.

    23. Pants are not a necessity, only a "want"

    24. Resist the urge to rock out in party worlds.

    25. During keytar challenges, play Senbonzakura perfectly on the keytar.

    26. Do not attempt to fit in small holes, no matter how much you think you van fly through blocks.

    27. Reading is good for your hygiene, do it often.

    28. Fruits increase activity in your bowels, I recommend not eating them.

    29. Remember, eating for survival is a lie because gorging ourselves with organisms is the true way of life.

    30. If you have hearing problems, eat carrots. They are good for your eyes.

    31. Never participate in forum arguments. They nasty.

    32. Never say "They nasty".

    33. Refrain from sitting on horses, the buttmarks give away your true identity.

    34. Facebook is unethical in your eyes.

    35. Always submit.

    36. Have stylish hairdos.

    37. Refrain from screaming. Why settle verbally when you can apply an adhesive to their face?

    38. Never apply adhesives to yourself.

    39. Remember block glue.

    40. Remember why Seth made you.

    41. Remember that you don't exist.

    42. Accept that your life is a lie

    43. Never say that the cake was a lie, cakes can't lie.

    44. Cakes are racist.

    45. When moderating, never do it with a smile. It's hard to ban people and do /smile constantly. Very distracting.

    46. Stick the readies very thoroughly.

    48. Never judge a book by it's cover but humans aren't books. Allegory doesn't exist in this world.

    49. Now that you think about it, the author could have had a more interesting title or cover to compliment the book but no, let's let them explore the wonders themselves. Last time I did that, I read the most boring book ever. The cover was ugly too.

    50. Always drink meat.
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    T͟o ͘i̢͜ń̢̕v̀ò̴̷k͏̕̕e͞ ̴͘t͞ḩ͠e̶ ͠h̨͝i̵̧͟v̵e-́m̨͢͜i͠nd̵̷ ̧͠re̷̛pre̷͜͝s̛e͜҉nt͟͡i̴̶͝ǹ̴͝g̵ ̶̡͢c͏h̵̸ao͠s.҉
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    ̶͏͝҉א̸͢י̷̴͞҉צ̀̕͟͠ט̡͜ ͏́͘מ̧̕י͏̴͜҉ר̶̨ ̡̨̛ו҉̷͞͠ו̴͟͢͡ע̀͞͏ל̀͠͠ן̨ ̸̨͘҉̢ל̨̡̨͢͝ע҉́̕͝ר̵̸̸̡נ͢͟͟ ע̡͠ן̕̕̕̕ ̷א̧͏̀ו҉͝͏̡͟נ̧́҉̷͜ד̡҉͞ז́҉̸ ͏ע͟א̢̡̧͟͝י̀́͜צ̸͘͜ט͏̴̵̀͘ ͜͟҉̕͟מ̀́͞י̢͞ר̴̢ ̷̡͘ו̵́͜ו̛͏̷̧́ע̢́ל͘ן̶̢̛́͢ ̵̵̕͢ל̶̨͟ע̛͏͟ר̴̸̷̡נ̴̢͠ע͏̴̨ ́͟ן́͜͠͠͠ ͠҉א̶̸̀͜͠ו͘҉̴̧נ͏̶̡ד̷́ז̴̧̨͜
    ̸̸̧̛͘ ̵̕͢מ̧י̛͢ר͝͏̷́ ̡̀͢ו̸̡̕͟͡ו͏ע̛͠ל͏͢͏̡ן̵̢ ̷̴̡̢ל̴̨H͝҉̕Ȩ̸̛́ ̛͝͝C͞͞͏̀O͜M̸̡E̶͜S̛͟͞[ד̢͜͟͏҉ז̶̢͜͞ע͜ר͢͠͡ ́͘͢͡א͜͡͝͝מ̵̨̡̨͞ת̵̧͘͟͜ ̛͘͟͢͝א͏̸͠י͞צ͘ט̵ ̷̨͢͞מ̡̛̛͘י̷̴̢͟͟ר͠͡ ̷̸͟͝ו̶͏̧ו̨̀ע͠҉̷ל̶̶̴͠͝ן̴̀͞ ̷͟͏͢ל̀͘̕̕
    ̶͘א͏י̸̷͜͟͠צ̛͠͡ט́̕͟͡͞ ̧͜͡מ́̀͘͞י̷̴ר̷҉ ̴̢͟͞ו̶̀̀ו̵̶̡́͝ע͜͡ל̛̕͠ן̵͟ ͢͟͠͝ל͏ע̸̨̕͜͜ר̢̕͠נ͢͠ע͏̛͠͠ן ͠͡ ̡̀͡א̴̨͞͠͏ו̶̸̧́נ͜҉̵͞͞ד̶̛̕ז ̶̴͠͠ע͢͝͏̧ר҉̛́ ̢͏̵̶̀א̷́͢͞מ͏ת̡͢͡͞ ̛͡͠א͢͞҉י́͝צ̷͝ט̛͠ ̸̸͘מ̕͟͠͠י̛ר̵̴̴̛ ̸ו̷̷̢́ו̸̡ע͏̡͜ל̡͘̕ן̡͝ ͘͜͡҉̨ל̨̀͜ע̀͠ר̷͏נ͏̀͟͝ע̧҉̛
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    Uhm coolfus, but you basically said everything wrong with becoming a mod in a nice way. Like how you can laugh anymore because you will be de-modded if you are seen like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldMan5 View Post
    Uhm coolfus, but you basically said everything wrong with becoming a mod in a nice way. Like how you can laugh anymore because you will be de-modded if you are seen like that.
    Nope everything here is right and accurate
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    Quote Originally Posted by Megazork View Post
    Since I've never had any real experience with the burdens of mod ship responsibilities, that means I should totally advocate how to be one.

    1. Rarely reply to threads. Threads come from spiders and moderators are some of the biggest prey to spiders. Avoid them at all costs unless there is a large battle with fire or canned meat.

    2. Rarely make fanfictions, art, worlds, or catchphrases. Moderator's aren't allowed to be creative, they're robots.

    3. Agree with people that say "Moderators are normal player too". It helps when you are an undercover robot which most moderators are.

    4. Don't say LOL, lol, Lol, lOl, lOL, LOl, LOl or anything that depicts laughter. The happy chemicals in your body are removed before placing your mind into a robot. Saying anything among that genre will activate a self-destruction sequence.

    5. Always have invisible skin, it reminds you that you don't have organs.

    6. Remember, mods don't have eyebrows.

    7. Remember when banning people, hold the wand firmly near the bottom of the handle with both hands. Thrust the wand in the direction of where you want to band while whispering the incantation "Uoy nab lliw I".

    8. When duct-taping, apply the adhesive where it covers the upper lip and bottom lip fully. If you run out of tape, go to the nearest GrowDepot.

    9. Humor doesn't exist in your word files, remember that.

    10. Remember to remember this message telling you to remember about remembering.

    11. Friendship doesn't exist when you can inflict third degree burns, remember that.

    12. Always carry eggs, it makes for a substitute ninja smoke when you want to disappear.

    13. Always remain fully clothed, naked moderators would be awkward.

    14. Perspiration is not allowed.

    15. Remember to wear to gloves and a mask before handling a freeze wand.

    16. Don't swim in water, water short-circuits you.

    17. Always save the rolls from the tape roll, they are fun to play with.

    18. When disposing of garbage, do not trash the item, instead place it down and pulverize it with your fist.

    19. Don't eat sponges.

    20. Never do /wave nor /dance, your arms and legs don't bend that way.

    21. Never wear stinky socks, it's very distracting.

    22. When you lose in PVP, ban the winner. It's vital to retain your image.

    23. Pants are not a necessity, only a "want"

    24. Resist the urge to rock out in party worlds.

    25. During keytar challenges, play Senbonzakura perfectly on the keytar.

    26. Do not attempt to fit in small holes, no matter how much you think you van fly through blocks.

    27. Reading is good for your hygiene, do it often.

    28. Fruits increase activity in your bowels, I recommend not eating them.

    29. Remember, eating for survival is a lie because gorging ourselves with organisms is the true way of life.

    30. If you have hearing problems, eat carrots. They are good for your eyes.

    31. Never participate in forum arguments. They nasty.

    32. Never say "They nasty".

    33. Refrain from sitting on horses, the buttmarks give away your true identity.

    34. Facebook is unethical in your eyes.

    35. Always submit.

    36. Have stylish hairdos.

    37. Refrain from screaming. Why settle verbally when you can apply an adhesive to their face?

    38. Never apply adhesives to yourself.

    39. Remember block glue.

    40. Remember why Seth made you.

    41. Remember that you don't exist.

    42. Accept that your life is a lie

    43. Never say that the cake was a lie, cakes can't lie.

    44. Cakes are racist.

    45. When moderating, never do it with a smile. It's hard to ban people and do /smile constantly. Very distracting.

    46. Stick the readies very thoroughly.

    48. Never judge a book by it's cover but humans aren't books. Allegory doesn't exist in this world.

    49. Now that you think about it, the author could have had a more interesting title or cover to compliment the book but no, let's let them explore the wonders themselves. Last time I did that, I read the most boring book ever. The cover was ugly too.

    50. Always drink meat.
    I do all of these! Give me mod plzzzzz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FkU View Post
    Nope everything here is right and accurate
    Did I ask for your opinion?

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    Wow no wonder why I have been losing key tar challenges


    I've been playing Nights of Nights perfectly... I am so dumb

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    Bookmarked, hope this gets stickied.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaserFart View Post
    Did I ask for your opinion?

    Nopenopenope DONT CALL ME OLD MAN
    That wasn't an opinion nerd XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoryT View Post
    Wow no wonder why I have been losing key tar challenges


    I've been playing Nights of Nights perfectly... I am so dumb
    Night of Nights is only playable if you unlock hell mod for Keytar hero.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ._. View Post
    That wasn't an opinion nerd XD
    Did I ask for your INPUT??

    And I'm not as much a "nerd" as you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nerd View Post
    Did I ask for your INPUT??

    And I'm not as much a "nerd" as you.
    You know you wanted it, I'm just that awesome.

    Also, no I'm too material for mod to be nerd
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    I'm breaking one of the rules by replying.

    Great guide, 100% accurate.
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    This guide is the best!

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    Mods are always doing things to help us why don't you haters be a little supportive

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    Quote Originally Posted by QueenFlame View Post
    Mods are always doing things to help us why don't you haters be a little supportive



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    Quote Originally Posted by QueenFlame View Post
    Mods are always doing things to help us why don't you haters be a little supportive
    * facepalm
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