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    Ever want to know if someone is Aussie? Just ask them this simple question; "Have you ever...ever felt like this?" If they respond with "strange things happen, are you going round the twist," then they are Aussie.

    The best desert in Australia is Fairy Bread.

    Being Australian is because of a crime we did not commit; just incase some people aren't good with their history.

    "Yeah, nah," means no and "nah, yeah," means yes.

    Imagine a turkey. Imagine a six foot turkey. Now google cassowary. Now be glad you are not Australian.

    Ever wondered why Australia does not have cafeterias? It is a legal requirement for us to limit the amount of space habitable for deadly animals to mate and cafeteria tables are a preferred spot for nesting for spiders and drop bears.

    Our first every Winter Olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and then every one in front of him fell over.

    Every Australian gets through the day by remembering that we live in the most hostile country where every animal is vicious and will to kill you with ease.

    We literally had a war against emus. Obviously them darn emus won.

    Going to Australia is the equivalency of walking into tall grass without a Pokemon.

    Every summer, a man stands on his roof to defend his house from fires, with a hose in one hand and beer in the other.

    We literally have a ice cream called Golden Gaytimes.

    Sweatpants = tracky-Dacks
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    That is both weirdly funny and funnily weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toukiedatak View Post
    Why not to live in australia:

    Death
    Every
    Where
    Fairy bread makes up for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toukiedatak View Post
    Why not to live in australia:

    Death
    Every
    Where
    Worth it. Gummibæ is there.

    and i was dead from the inside to begin with.
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    That was a funny thread.

    What's written on the ice cream box is strange...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans View Post
    Worth it. Gummibæ is there.

    and i was dead from the inside to begin with.
    Yes, I am worth it.
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    We have an electronics store called um...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cocomonkey View Post
    We have an electronics store called um...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GummiBear64 View Post
    Yes, I am worth it.
    Yeah you are...
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    Quote Originally Posted by GummiBear64 View Post
    Our first every Winter Olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and then every one in front of him fell over.
    I'm dead. Can you give some context ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solsagann View Post
    I'm dead. Can you give some context ?


    Quote Originally Posted by L3thalHunter View Post
    Yeah you are...
    We all know that.
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