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    Default Good bye. End of my life

    My dad asked dme to go downstairs to find a lightbulb. NOTICE IT'S 9 AT NIGHT. I go down. Just as I'm going down the stairs I see a freaking huge as bug. Image a tennis ball being in 2d. Now the length of the and height is how big the terrifying monster bug was. It was also red and orange. I got a quick glimpse of that beast crawling on my basement walls. This boii aint no ordinary bug. This dude was crawling at a rate of 5 miles per hour. My dude was as fast as me running. I got a freaking broom and was going downstairs but I just couldn't bring up enough courage... I showed my dad, we went down and after like 20 seconds he says he will attend to it in the morning. I swear to freaking god of that horrendous creature is not out of my house by the morning, I am calling the police, fbi, cia, swat team, military, obama, and every other nation who's army has the balls to bring this thing down.

    RIP Tanse and his good night sleep. Im closing my room door tonight. Also I will be buried under the covers if you need me. Pray to God I forget about it in the morning. Please. Pray for me. Pray. Pray pray. Pray that it doesn't have babys. Pray it's not a female. Pray it's baby's won't kick us humans out of the house.

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    Be a man. Get the broom of destiny. Wear some long pants.

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    If you are brave enough,take a picture of the bug monster
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    Are you a childish who scared in a monster bug imagination?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyLegGuy View Post
    Be a man. Get the broom of destiny. Wear some long pants.
    Are you human? 'Cause humans don't bugs. I don't bugs, and I don't spiders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImAPogo View Post
    If you are brave enough,take a picture of the bug monster
    Yes, we need pics.

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    There was a spider on the stop sign that me and my brother's bikes were chained to and he was unlocking his bike from the sign and I saw the spider, and like I said, I don't spiders, so I picked up a fist sized rock and pitched it at the sign, but since the spider was on the pole part, of course I missed and hit my brother in the eye, it got all black blue and red and swelled all up. The spider lives on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reballoo View Post
    There was a spider on the stop sign that me and my brother's bikes were chained to and he was unloced his bike and I saw the spider, and like I said, I don't spiders, so I picked up a fist sized rock and pitched it at the sign, but since the spiderwas on the pole part, of course I missed and hit my brother in the eye, it got all black blue and red and swelled all up. The spider lives on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ImAPogo View Post
    If you are brave enough,take a picture of the bug monster
    Nah, man, take a picture with the bug monster.
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    Man up then get the slippers of courage then smash it with the slippers of courage.


    Do it or I'll throw a spaghetti of earthworms at your face. jk (I can do it though )

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    OK IM FREAKING SORRY FOR CRAWLING UP ON YOUR WALLS PLEASE

    JUST DONT CALL ME HORRENDOUS AND OTHER CRAP

    THIS IS MY HUNDREDTH CASE OF BEING CALLED A BUG

    IM JUST A LOADER K
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    Ok guys. I came back from school. The basement door is still locked.
    I just went downstairs but couldn't bring up the courage to walk around. 30 seconds and I was out. NOTICE, I was holding a huge broom and was wearing slippers just in case it stole my broom.


    #Day2OfFreakyNightmares

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    Your just dreaming /LOL
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    This made my day. Lol.
    QuickCrafter has just posted on this thread. Read this ^^

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    I will nevee visit your home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IYATU View Post
    Your just dreaming /LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by QuickCrafter View Post
    This made my day. Lol.
    Quote Originally Posted by PannyFlan View Post
    I will nevee visit your home.
    You guys bigger monsters then that thing in my basement

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    Get to the point. Do you have phobia in bugs or some other weird critters? If you do, why didn't you tell your dad?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobel Rulz View Post
    Who's that girl in your signature?
    Oh, her? She's my bae actually. Wait... is that really necessary?
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    That creature is me in disguise. lol
    Thats so scawy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobel Rulz View Post
    What's her name?

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    What's her name? Seriously.
    Classified. Huehuehue
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    w8 i call da team bronies 4 u n' me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobel Rulz View Post
    ... Please tell me.
    Isn't she Skyler Samuels?


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