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    Master Sorcerer SnowyFox1000's Avatar
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    currently locked out of my house, forgot my keys indoor.

    any suggestions?

    my sister might come in like 1-2 hours.

    have been locked out for a hour now finally got wifi to work.

    HELP

    this is not a troll srsly pls

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    Plan a: Go to a friends house until ur sister gets home.

    Plan b: stay by your house and surf the interwebs until your sister comes home.

    Plan c: find a big heavy rock lift it. And throw it at the win... Yeah you know what just stick with plan a...




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    Call/text your parents/sister
    Knock on a neighbours house and explain the situation, and ask if you could stay in for a bit.
    Walk to a nearby friends house

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    Try going to nearer house to stay in until your sister come,its so easy.
    Thanks knyts for this masterpiece.

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    What if all my neighbors are pedophiles and I have no friends?

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    Break the door down. Easiest way to get in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowyFox1000 View Post
    What if all my neighbors are pedophiles and I have no friends?
    Then you should move to a better neighbourhood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teper View Post
    Break the door down. Easiest way to get in.
    Throwing a rock at a window is easier.




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    If you have like a credit card or some sort of plastic card try inserting it in between the door where the little thingy that holds it closed is...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowyFox1000 View Post
    What if all my neighbors are pedophiles and I have no friends?
    You donot have friends and your neighbors are like that?
    Thanks knyts for this masterpiece.

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    btw its raining so i cant rly watch vids

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    If you have a balcony, climb it.

    Don't people usually hide spare keys somewhere near the door? Like under a vase or something.



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    Quote Originally Posted by SnowyFox1000 View Post
    What if all my neighbors are pedophiles and I have no friends?
    You're describing my neighborhood almost perfectly.

    Im not friends with any of the kids and I have a 75 year old gay pedo living in a mansion behind my house, on trial for having "fun" with one of the kids.

    Yes my neighborhood is f---ed up.

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    Take a nap.
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    Btw I got at 5:00. Waited from 3:30, lol.

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