Nice try, but to link verbose writing and minimal to no solecisms, one needs to be fluent in context. The words I use are frequent and widely publicized in one situation or another; the website used as a substitute for common knowledge makes the sentences choppy rather than eloquent, and circumnavigates basic fluency.

But that's just me…

INB4 the moral pertinence crew will come in and critisize my grammar — too easy to spot, the asinine and frankly irrelevant behavior.

We were thinking along the same lines. -Joshie63, 11/19/2015

Joshie has used a solecism, which is unforgivable! We must instigate a revolution.