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    Default Best Jokes [Must be GT Related]

    So I was in RTsoft Tavern and saw this post about jokes. So to make today a good day before it is out
    I want everyone to post a funny, hilarious joke related to GT.

    I think I would win this competition....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaxx View Post
    So I was in RTsoft Tavern and saw this post about jokes. So to make today a good day before it is out
    I want everyone to post a funny, hilarious joke related to GT.

    I think I would win this competition....
    Q. What did the drop game host say?

    A. Mfmfmfmf!

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    2 guys walk into a world. One has angels and rares, the other only cargo shorts and a top hat. The noob says I buy your angels. The rich guy trades him. Rich guy declines offer and the noob calls him a noob.

    Rich guy: so you think I'm a noob huh? I'm pretty sure my angel wings are rarer than your cargo shots.
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    Bad luck Brian meme...

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    A Classic knock knock joke.

    Knock Knock.

    (no reply)

    "Anyone There?"

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    Well my first one...

    Bad Luck Brian:

    Get Angels, Fiesta Hats, Pig Leash, Frank Leash, Dragons, and Flame Sabers.

    On October 5th

    [October 5th=Rollback]
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaxx View Post
    So I was in RTsoft Tavern and saw this post about jokes. So to make today a good day before it is out
    I want everyone to post a funny, hilarious joke related to GT.

    I think I would win this competition....
    Here is a good joke I made.
    SuperJ: Hey, can I buy a hood?

    ManGuy: For?

    SuperJ: (adds lava seed) Will this do?

    ManGuy: Hmm, you drive a hard bargain!

    SuperJ: (adds rock seed) Deal or no?

    ManGuy: Now we are talking! (accepts deal)
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperJ View Post
    Here is a good joke I made.
    SuperJ: Hey, can I buy a hood?

    ManGuy: For?

    SuperJ: (adds lava seed) Will this do?

    ManGuy: Hmm, you drive a hard bargain!

    SuperJ: (adds rock seed) Deal or no?

    ManGuy: Now we are talking! (accepts deal)
    That is hilarious. I have one like that



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    Jaxx: Trade Change: Add Fiesta Hat

    Jaxx: No No No... that isn't rare enough

    Joker_702 Trade Change: Remove Crystal Seed
    Joker_702 Trade Chane: Add Dirt and Pastel Aqua Seed

    Jaxx: Eh... Looks rarer than the Crystal Seed! Deal!
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    Why is dirt and cave background such a good couple?
    theyre A-DOOR-ABLE!
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    What do you call a pig leash that does karate?


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    Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
    Its a block it can not move.

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    Here is mine ur mama was so stuip when she get a flame saber from her tree she sold it for a wl




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    Quote Originally Posted by Derpyderp View Post
    Why is dirt and cave background such a good couple?
    theyre A-DOOR-ABLE!
    BA-DUM-CHING

    This is one of those, "ordinary Muslim man" memes.

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    2 People enter a world with each 20,000 gems, "Wow I spent 9 days without spending gems on broadcast and just farming!" The 1st guy says," Wow I just spent 10$ on gems 2 minutes ago and got 20,000 gems!" The 2nd guy says. In the 1st persons mind he thinks," What the heck!". Mine Blown.
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    A Scammer Hosted A Drop Game , Instead Of Him Scamming Someone Else , He Got Scammed Instead.

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    Me: Look a brown block!
    Other: Ewwww
    Me: what?
    Other: U POOPED!?
    Me: Of course, we poop brown blocks!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Crystalia View Post
    Q. What did the drop game host say?

    A. Mfmfmfmf!
    I remember this joke! Tony26 broadcasted it.

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    Scammer: Come look glitch seed! For free if u drop!
    Other: OK
    Scammer: DROP IT!
    Other: (Drops @Seth) THERE!
    @Seth: NO DROP GAMES!
    Scammer: I'm not hosting!
    @Seth: Who then?
    Scammer: That guy!
    Other: OHHH NOO!
    (WHOLE WORLD DELETED)


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    What world is a drop game hosts favourite?

    HELL.
    Barkbits is the name, Growtopia is the game.

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    Salesman: Selling amonia!
    Growtopian: It doesn't even exist! Yet.
    SERVER UPDATE: AMONIA ADDED AND USED FOR SCAM USES
    Growtopian: Ohh ****!
    SPECIAL EVENT: AMONIA BLOCKS!
    Growtopian: ***


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