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    Default Why am I not getting fat!?!?

    I have been a sweet tooth for 7 years and I still haven't gained a lot of weight! IM SKINNY!
    Iv been eating cupcakes,Zingers,donuts,Oreos,Candy,Choclate rabbits,gummy bears (lel sorry gummibear),Cake,Cookies,PopTarts (lol what a suprise),Twix,Kitkat,Sour pack kids, and a WHOLE LOT MORE. And I'm still not getting fat! I'm scared man.

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    U have fast metabolism...
    Or.
    You twerk too much.

    You still can't handle this weed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maryjane View Post
    U have fast metabolism...
    Or.
    You twerk too much.
    Omg ur right. I have been exercising all this time! I once ate a pack of twix while I was twerking like a maniac.

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    You may be a natural ectomorph!

    Making your metabolism real fast! Like Maryjane said.
    And making it difficult for you to gain fat, check out
    -somatypes-

    I'm personally a mesomorph, making it easier for me to gain fat, than being an ectomorph. I always have to watch my diet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luminesce View Post
    You may be a natural ectomorph!

    Making your metabolism real fast! Like Maryjane said.
    And making it difficult for you to gain fat, check out
    -somatypes-

    I'm personally a mesomorph, making it easier for me to gain fat, than being an ectomorph. I always have to watch my diet.
    So I'm an ectomorph? Like animorphs? AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEE.
    "twerks furiously"

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    You have fast metabolism
    "The best revenge is massive success." - Frank Sinatra
    "A woman brought you into this world, so you have no right to disrespect one." - Tupac Shakur
    "I plan to eat with the people I starved with." - Logic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luminesce View Post
    I always have to watch my diet.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! SINCE IM AN ECTOMORPH I DON'T NEED TO GO ON A DIET! HAHA YOU HAVE TO EAT BANANAS AND APPLES WHILE I GET TO EAT TONS OF BAGS OF DORITOS!!!

    BWBAHAHAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by GBAGamer View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! SINCE IM AN ECTOMORPH I DON'T NEED TO GO ON A DIET! HAHA YOU HAVE TO EAT BANANAS AND APPLES WHILE I GET TO EAT TONS OF BAGS OF DORITOS!!!

    BWBAHAHAHA
    I like Apples......
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    Quote Originally Posted by GBAGamer View Post
    So I'm an ectomorph? Like animorphs? AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEE.
    "twerks furiously"
    Lol, I love that books series. Too bad I have all of them except 30-41.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GBAGamer View Post
    I have been a sweet tooth for 7 years and I still haven't gained a lot of weight! IM SKINNY!
    Iv been eating cupcakes,Zingers,donuts,Oreos,Candy,Choclate rabbits,gummy bears (lel sorry gummibear),Cake,Cookies,PopTarts (lol what a suprise),Twix,Kitkat,Sour pack kids, and a WHOLE LOT MORE. And I'm still not getting fat! I'm scared man.

    ;-;

    Your becoming Santa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maryjane View Post
    You twerk too much.
    Yea that's why I'm still skinny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GBAGamer View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! SINCE IM AN ECTOMORPH I DON'T NEED TO GO ON A DIET! HAHA YOU HAVE TO EAT BANANAS AND APPLES WHILE I GET TO EAT TONS OF BAGS OF DORITOS!!!

    BWBAHAHAHA
    Ikr I can eat anything I want and not get fat..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brys View Post
    Yea that's why I'm still skinny.

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    Ikr I can eat anything I want and not get fat..
    A fellow ectomorph ey? We must be brothers.

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    Why not just eat straight up fat to get fat?
    I rant on others idiocy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iguana View Post
    Why not just eat straight up fat to get fat?
    It's impossible for me to get fat cus I'm an ectomorph. If I eat 60 bags of doritos I won't get fat or obesity.mhey I might try that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GBAGamer View Post
    It's impossible for me to get fat cus I'm an ectomorph. If I eat 60 bags of doritos I won't get fat or obesity.mhey I might try that.
    Try eating more carbohydrates. (If you want to gain weight that is, hehe). Like simple carbs, such as sugar. Although it is unhealthy. You could eat them before you sleep as well, to higher those chances.

    Your caloric baseline would be your bodyweight (in pounds) multiplied by about 15-17(for an ectomorph). Then eat above that.

    (Sorry, got carried away there, lol).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luminesce View Post
    Try eating more carbohydrates. (If you want to gain weight that is, hehe). Like simple carbs, such as sugar. Although it is unhealthy. You could eat them before you sleep as well, to higher those chances.

    Your caloric baseline would be your bodyweight (in pounds) multiplied by about 15-17(for an ectomorph). Then eat above that.

    (Sorry, got carried away there, lol).
    Your smart. I Like you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GBAGamer View Post
    A fellow ectomorph ey? We must be brothers.
    BROTHER HOOD!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brys View Post
    BROTHER HOOD!!
    LET'S GO SIGN EACH OF OUR HANDS AND TWERK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GBAGamer View Post
    I have been a sweet tooth for 7 years and I still haven't gained a lot of weight! IM SKINNY!
    Iv been eating cupcakes,Zingers,donuts,Oreos,Candy,Choclate rabbits,gummy bears (lel sorry gummibear),Cake,Cookies,PopTarts (lol what a suprise),Twix,Kitkat,Sour pack kids, and a WHOLE LOT MORE. And I'm still not getting fat! I'm scared man.

    ;-;
    Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat. Eat like a nyan cat.

    Maybe your body doesn't care about your foods. Lol jk.
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