My dmod AmoebaLord is half done.

You play a farmer
Killable teenagers
R-Potion (+1 random attribute)
Smokeable pot
2 Map files
Henchmen
Sell your property
Cultists
8+ Lands
32-bit color
Purple Potion: Pour some on the ground and it explodes
Precision Spells
Several Hundred new graphics
Unique, somewhat-twisted humor
Blood
Lots of characters that you'll probably end up killing
Set things on fire
Did I mention killable teenagers?

This is the prequel to Rip Van Dinkle, a demo will be out soon